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  Rating:
      Explicit
  Archive Warning:
      Choose_Not_To_Use_Archive_Warnings, Major_Character_Death, Underage
  Category:
      M/M, Multi
  Fandom:
      Blue_Exorcist, Gravity_Falls
  Relationship:
      Rin_Okumura/Amaimon/Mephisto_Pheles, Original_Male_Character/Original
      Male_Character/Original_Male_Character, Original_Male_Character/Original
      Male_Character, Bill_Cipher/Dipper_Pines
  Character:
      Rin_Okumura, Amaimon, Mephisto_Pheles, Yukio_Okumura, Shiemi_Moriyama_-
      Character, Ryuji_Suguro, Renzō_Shima, konekomaru_miwa, izumo_kamiki,
      Lucifer, Azazel, Bill_Cipher, Egyn, Iblis, Beelzebub, Astaroth, Satan,
      Triste-OC, Tier-OC, Wrath-OC, Lust-OC, Envy-OC, Greed-OC, Gluttony-OC,
      Pride-OC, Sloth-OC
  Additional Tags:
      Bill_Cipher_is_a_son_of_Satan, He's_the_king_of_dreams, Satan_is_not_an
      ass, Satan_is_a_good_dad, he_just_has_lapses_in_sanity_every_few
      centuries, Bill_Cipher_is_not_an_ass, he_is_actually_very_nice, but_only
      to_Dipper_and_his_brothers, Mephisto_and_Amaimon_both_have_FEELINGS, how
      do_you_tag, Incest, Sibling_Incest, Parent/Child_Incest, Shotacon, but
      not_really, the_two_year_old_is_a_DEMON, he_knows_what_is_fucking_going
      on, and_what_fucking_is_going_on, he_just_doesn't_give_a_shit, because_he
      likes_it, and_so_do_his_older_brothers
  Series:
      Part 1 of Satan's_Crazy,_Amazing,_Lovely_Family
  Stats:
      Published: 2016-07-03 Updated: 2016-10-16 Chapters: 8/? Words: 4990
****** Family is important, even to demons ******
by Kanato_Sakamaki_Is_Bae
Summary
     After Satan gets the sanity slapped back into him by his third son,
     Azazel, he realizes that he might not have made the best first
     impression on his youngest sons. With the help of his other sons, can
     he fix his relationship with them? Or will they always hate him? Only
     time will tell. And by time, I mean Mephisto, because he and Bill
     seem to know everything.
     Speaking of Bill, he came back to Gravity Falls to make amends with
     the Pines family, only to find the Mystery Shack on fire. He rushes
     in, worried for a certain Pine Tree, only to find him knocked out,
     but breathing. Unfortunately, the same can not be said about the
     other Pines'. When Dipper wakes up to Bill treating his burns, he's
     understandably suspicious. But when Bill uses his powers over the
     mind to show Dipper the truth, Dipper realizes that Bill may be the
     only person he has left.
     Lets just hope that Rin doesn't burn anything down in the meantime...
Notes
     I know Satan only has seven sons (eight in the anime, and I love the
     idea of him and Lucifer being two different people), but the idea of
     Bill being a son of Satan would NOT leave me alone, I had two OC's,
     and I didn't want to get rid of any of the actual sons, so I just
     made the family bigger. Plus the idea of some of them having to keep
     a sin in check was too tempting! (I'm aware of the irony) My friends
     and I made the seven sins and seven virtues into actual characters
     and I may bring the virtues in as well, but I don't know yet.
***** Chapter 1 *****
Satan fell back into his throne with an 'oomph!', rubbing his now aching head.
He was covered in already healing cuts and bruises. His children that were
still in Gehenna were in their thrones as well, some with looks of severe
disapproval, others trying to hold back laughter. Lucifer, Egyn, Azazel, and
Triste were shaking their heads in exasperation at their father, while Iblis,
Beelzebub, Astaroth, and William were sniggering, and Tier was outright
giggling. "Oh, shut up, all of you. Now, how am I going to get Rin and Yukio
out of Assiah?", Satan growled, tapping his fingers with a mad gleam in his
eyes.
"That's it. I can't stand anymore of this.", Azazel stated, standing from his
throne and stalking over to his father. "Snap out of it already, dad! I'm sick
of seeing you like this! You're never going to convince them if you keep acting
like this! This isn't you! You scare Tier most days now!", Azazel snapped. Now,
Azazel usually didn't speak more than a few words at a time, and rarely yelled,
so this shocked most of his siblings and caused his father to pause. The mad
gleam in his eyes finally faded, and Satan took a good look at all of his
children. Lucifer, Egyn, Iblis, and Astaroth were looking anywhere but at him,
while Beelzebub was playing with the hem of his jacket, and William was trying
to distract Tier from him. "You're... you're right. I'm sorry for how I've been
acting lately.", Satan sighed.
Azazel smiled slightly at that. "I'm just glad you're back to your old self
now.", he said, returning to his own throne. "They're never going to want
anything to do with me after everything that I've done...", Satan mused sadly.
"Maybe we can help with that, father.", Lucifer smiled. "Yeah! We can try to
convince them that you're not as bad as they think! You just weren't yourself
these past few months!", Beelzebub chimed.
"Hmm... that just might work. Alright. I want you all to go to Assiah.
Introduce yourselves. Try to make them understand that we really do care about
them. But one at a time, we don't want to overwhelm them.", Satan stated. "Yes,
dad.", they all chimed. Well, all except Tier, who was too young to understand
any of what was going on. He was only two after all. "C'mere, you.", Satan
said, pulling Tier into his lap. Tier giggled, and Satan smiled. Yes, this plan
just might work.
***** Triste and Tier's introduction *****
Chapter Summary
     Triste and Tier meet the twins first because Satan wanted the
     youngest to go first but didn't want to risk something bad happening
     to the toddler, so he sent the youngest of the twins' older brothers
     as well
Rin was reading manga instead of studying yet again, and Yukio was getting very
annoyed by it. But before Yukio could start chewing Rin out for it, Kuro came
in saying that their friends were waiting outside for them. The twins made
their way outside, where Shiemi, Bon, Shima, Konekomaru, and Izumo were
waiting. "Ready to go to the park, you two?", Shiemi asked. "You bet, Shiemi.",
Rin grinned, while Yukio shook his head at his twin with a fond expression.
The group of friends made their way to the park, and upon their arrival, they
heard a small child laughing and squealing, "Up, up, higher!" They all looked
towards the swings where a boy who looked about 16 was pushing a two year old
in the baby swing while scrolling through his phone. He obviously wasn't paying
attention to how high the toddler was getting, almost upside down on every
swing. Shiemi gasped as the toddler fell out of the swing while her friends
watched in horror, until the 16 year old caught the toddler with an arm around
his waist, slinging him up and onto his shoulders. The toddler was laughing the
whole time, shouting, "Again, again!"
"Let's not, Tier. We still have to find our brothers. Besides, that was way too
close for my comfort.", the teen answered. The toddler whined unhappily, until
he caught sight of Rin, Yukio, and the others. "Triste! Over there! People!",
he squeaked. "Yes, Tier, there are a lot of people around here.", Triste said
patiently, looking at his phone again. "No! Triste! Flames, flames!", the
toddler cried. This caused Triste to look up from his phone to the group of
people at the park entrance.
Triste's eyes widened when he caught sight of the twins. He slipped his phone
into his pocket, before taking the camera around his neck and snapping a
picture. "What the hell? Did you just take a picture of us!?", Rin yelled.
Triste held up a finger, staring at his camera screen. Suddenly, he looked back
up at the twins, breathing out, "It really is you..." Tier jumped off of
Triste's shoulders, running on all fours up to the group.
He stood up, tugging on Rin's hand to bring him over to the swings. "Tier! You
can't just drag people you haven't even met yet around!", Triste scolded, "I'm
so sorry about him. He's just excited. My name is Triste. I'm the demon king of
darkness, and your older brother. This little monster is Tier. He's the demon
king of animals, and your younger brother." "You're a demon?!", Rin growled,
pulling his koma sword out of it's sheath. Tier cowered behind Triste's legs at
the blue flames. Triste held a hand out in front of him, his other on Tier's
head, and said, "Now, hold on a moment. We're not here to fight. We're here
because we wanted to meet our brothers."
"How do we know you're telling the truth?", Yukio asked, holding a gun to
Triste. "If you're going to shoot me, at least do it after I send Tier back.
He's only two, he shouldn't have to see his brother getting shot.", Triste
murmured, "And if I wasn't telling the truth, than why would I have my toddler
brother with me? Why would I be in a park instead of attacking you?" "He does
have a point, Yukio...", Rin said, lowering his sword. The others all had their
weapons and familiars out, but relaxed slightly at that, although Yukio still
held his gun steady.
Yukio studied Triste for a moment, before changing his aim and firing a shot at
Tier. A wall of black surrounded both of them, blocking the bullet from hitting
either of them. "What the hell, Yukio!? You just shot at a child!", Rin yelled.
"A demon child of Satan.", Yukio stated without emotion. "He's only two, you
jackass!", shouted a doubled voice.
The wall of black fell away to reveal Triste with two small black horns, black
eyes with white irises, and black arms and legs below the elbows and knees,
with his tail wrapped around Tier. Tier was trembling, his ears turning into
cat ears on top of his head, two tiny horns between them, with stripes running
down his skin, bright blue cat eyes, longer claws and fangs, and a thin striped
tail spiking out in all directions out of fear. Triste took a deep breath, the
demon features melting away, but his tail was still wrapped around Tier,
keeping him behind Triste. "Now I see why dad didn't want to let Tier go by
himself.", he muttered. "What?", Yukio asked, his gun cocked.
"Dad wants all of us to introduce ourselves to the two of you, nothing more. It
would normally be one at a time so as not to overwhelm you, but considering
that Tier is TWO, he sent me with him.", Triste answered, "Not put the gun down
before I decide to smack you for shooting at a toddler, demon or not." "For
once, I agree!", Rin shouted. Tier looked up at him, big eyes full of tears and
fear, and ran over to hide behind Rin's legs. Rin picked him up, holding him so
he could take a closer look at him. His hair was a sandy blond, his tail a
similar color, his skin pale, the stripes a dark red, and overall small for his
age.
Rin smiled at him, bouncing him. This got a small giggle out of the toddler,
who was still trembling faintly. Rin glared at Yukio, who was silently fuming
at him, and said, "Put the gun down. Now." The others echoed with similar
statements, and finally, Yukio put the gun away. Triste took Tier from Rin,
rocking gently.
Triste was short for his age, maybe a bit taller than Shiemi, with pitch black
hair, dark blue eyes, pale skin that glowed faintly, and a pure white tail.
While Tier had on a t-shirt and shorts with sneakers, Triste wore a black,
short sleeved button up shirt with blue sleeves, the collar up, dark blue
shorts, and no shoes. He had silver bands around his wrists and ankles, silver
chains hanging from his shorts and the front of his shirt, and silver hoops
with different moon phases hanging from them in his ears. His hands were
decorated with silver swirls and rings around his fingers. He looked like
something out of a fairytale.
"Maybe Samael can tell you more than I can about this.", Triste said quietly,
holding a now sleeping Tier. "Yes, maybe Sir Pheles can tell us what's going on
here. C'mon.", Yukio said, walking away. "Is he always like this?", Triste
asked. "Only when it comes to demons.", Rin said. "I'm going to have to warn
the others about that...", Triste muttered, following after the others as they
made their way to the headmaster's office.
***** Chapter 3 *****
Chapter Summary
     Mephisto explains some things about the family and Triste gives him a
     piece of his mind over some things.
When they reached the headmaster's office Tier was up and running around again.
Not to mention driving Triste up the wall. "Tier! Stand still! I can't get your
tail wrapped up when you keep fidgeting like this!", he snapped. Tier finally
stood still long enough for Triste to wrap his tail around his waist and fix
his clothes over it. Afterwards, Tier held Triste's hand as they made their way
inside.
"Well, isn't this a pleasant surprise~. What brings you all here?", Mephisto
asked, not seeing Triste or Tier yet. "Hello, big brother. It's nice to see you
again.", Triste said. Mephisto's smile dropped and his eyes widened. "Triste?
What are you doing here?", he asked. "Father wanted us to introduce ourselves
to the twins. As well as introduce Tier to his second oldest brother, who can't
seem to be bothered with actually visiting more than once a century.", Triste
growled, his tail lashing.
"And who is Tier?", Mephisto asked, flinching at the barely contained fury in
Triste's voice. "Well, if you actually bothered to come home more often, you
would know. This is Tier.", Triste said, pushing Tier along in front of him,
"He's your new youngest brother. He's two." Tier held his tail against his
chest as he looked up at Mephisto with big blue eyes. "Tier, say hello to your
big brother, Samael.", Triste said gently, all the while glaring daggers at
Mephisto. "H-hello, big brother...", Tier stammered, wringing his tail
nervously.
"Big brother, we're out of lollip- Tier?", a voice said from the left.
"Amaimon!", Tier cried out in joy, flinging himself at the green haired demon,
who picked him up and swung him around, arare smile on his face. "What are you
doing here?", he asked, looking up at Mephisto, "Triste too? Was there a family
reunion that I missed?" "No, Amaimon, dad just wants all of us to introduce
ourselves to Rin and Yukio. Ugh, how many times have I said that already? I
hate repeating myself...", Triste muttered to himself. Amaimon nodded, swinging
Tier around in the air, Tier laughing his head off the whole time.
Rin and the others watched this, marveling at the normally stoic demon giggling
along with the two year old. All except Yukio, who was still fuming. Suddenly
Amaimon stopped, looking at Tier's arm closely. "Tier, how did you get this
scratch? It should have healed by now.", he asked, well, more like growled.
"Ask glasses over here.", Triste snarked, "He took a shot at him. Some of the
shrapnel must have ricocheted back when I put the shadows down."
Amaimon looked at Yukio, his eyes narrowed to slits, before stalking over,
grabbing him around the throat and slamming him against the wall. "Touch him
again and I will rip you limb from limb.", he growled, before dropping Yukio
and going back over to Tier. "What the hell?!", Rin yelled, "I know he did
something bad but that was unnecessary!" "Actually, it's instinct to protect a
younger family member who is unable to protect themselves among demons. And our
family has always been extremely protective of the younger ones, especially
father.", Mephisto said. "Satan? Caring about his kids? I'll believe that when
I see it.", Bon scoffed.
"Well, then take a look.", Mephisto said, snapping his fingers. A small glowing
circle appeared, showing a man who looked a lot like Rin bouncing Tier on his
knee while talking to a boy with golden blond hair, his left eye covered,
wearing a white shirt under a yellow sweater vest, white pants, black shoes,
and black gloves, holding a gold cane with a black top hat floating above his
head. The man, who was obviously Satan, laughed at something the blond said,
smiling down at Tier with a soft look in his eyes. Rin watched closely, not
believing that this was the same man who had possessed Shiro and Yukio. Rin
looked down at the sword in his hand, questioning everything he had learned.
"Oh, come on, you really expect us to believe that? You could be making that
up.", Yukio said. "Making things up is William's, the blond in the picture,
power. I show the truth. Creating things out of thin air, that is under dream's
jurisdiction.", Mephisto said. Rin clutched his sword, stating, "That's enough.
I've seen enough. I think... maybe he's not as bad as I thought." "He wasn't
himself these last few months. He has lapses in sanity every few centuries, but
it's easy to snap him out of it.", Triste said, "He's not bad. All of our
siblings will tell you the same thing."
***** Asteroth's (proper) introduction *****
Chapter Summary
     Important headcanons:
     -Egyn and Iblis are twins
     -Beelzebub and Amaimon are twins
     -Beelzebub is extremely conscious of when people have a fear of bugs
     (ie Shima) and loves to mess with them
     -Egyn watches over Greed
     -Mephisto normally watches over Pride
     -Bill watches over Sloth
     -Beelzebub watches over Lust
     -Amaimon watches over Gluttony
     -Asteroth watches over Envy
     -Iblis watches over Wrath
     -The demon kings who watch over the sins have personality traits
     similar to the sin they monitor
     -Azazel, Lucifer, and Triste do not have sins to monitor because
     their elements are in the 'gray area' so to speak
     -Tier has no sin to monitor because
     A) he's too young, and
     B) because his element is more basic than his brothers'
After Mephisto had explained a few more things to the group of friends, they
had decided to call it a night and go home. Triste and Tier had opted to stay
with Mephisto and Amaimon because "there is no way in Gahenna that I am going
to be able to sleep under the same roof as someone who would shoot a toddler",
as Triste had put it. Tier had been overjoyed at the prospect of spending more
time with Amaimon, and when Mephisto had tried to ignore them and finish some
paperwork left on his desk, it had erupted into black flames, and Triste looked
murderous. Mephisto had then very quickly joined in on Tier and Amaimon's
games, and started getting to know his youngest brother as well.
The next day, Tier and Triste were back at the park with Rin and the others,
excluding Yukio, who had refused to come. Tier was swinging around the jungle
gym, when Triste looked towards the woods nearby. "Tier, c'mon! Say goodbye,
it's time to go! Our turn is up, dad's waiting for us!", he called. "Awwww!
Just a little longer?", Tier pleaded. "We'll get the others to play hide and
seek with us when we get back, okay? And you'll get to see them again soon,
don't worry.", Triste said.
"Bye, Rin! Bye, Amaimon! See you soon!", Tier yelled, racing up to Triste's
side. Triste picked him up, walking to the edge of the woods, where a gate had
opened. "Alright, Asteroth, your turn!", Triste called, before melting into the
sludge with Tier. A few seconds later, a teenage boy with white hair wearing
dark red jeans, black boots, and a red and black checkered vest over a dark
red, long sleeved shirt jumped out. "Allow me to properly introduce myself this
time around. My name is Asteroth, demon king of rot. Sorry about the first time
we met, I was overly excited to be in Assiah for the first time in I don't know
how long.", Asteroth said, extending a hand to Rin.
"I'm not entirely sure if I should trust you or not, but... I'll give you the
benefit of the doubt. Rin Okumura.", Rin replied, shaking Asteroth's hand.
"Holy shit, you really do look like dad. I thought Triste was exaggerating, but
god damn.", Asteroth laughed, grinning. "Not sure how I should take that.", Rin
said. "Take it as a compliment, because it is. I'm excited to get to know you
better, little brother.", Asteroth said, "Tier said you were a lot of fun.
Let's see if you can prove that." "What do you mean by that?", Rin asked.
"I'm not like Mephisto, I don't see the appeal of Assiah most of the time.
Sometimes, I'll find something interesting to do, but that's not often. Maybe
you can entertain me while I'm here. At least until Beelzebub's turn rolls
around, you'll have your hands full with the 'terrible twins'.", Asteroth
explained. "Terrible twins? Do you mean Rin and Yuki?", Shiemi asked. "No, I
mean Beelzebub and Amaimon. Those two are complete opposites, but almost
exactly the same, it's weird. Those two cause more trouble than anyone else in
our family.", Asteroth said. "Only because we can't find anything else fun to
do.", Amaimon said, hanging upside down, "I miss Beelzebub. I hope he gets here
soon..." "You see? This is what I mean. Weirdos.", Asteroth said, rolling his
eyes.
"At least we're not jealous of everything.", Amaimon quipped. "At least I don't
fuck everything with a hole, or eat everything in sight.", Asteroth retorted.
"What are you two talking about?", Shima asked. "Sin related insults.", they
both replied. "My sin is Gluttony. Asteroth's is Envy, and Beelzebub's is
Lust.", Amaimon stated.
"Most of us have to keep track of one of the seven deadly sins. We have to make
sure that they don't cause too much chaos, or get too out of control. Although
I doubt Samael has been keeping Pride's ego at a manageable level.", Asteroth
said, rolling his eyes again. "I think that Wrath has been doing that,
actually. We would let them govern themselves, but then Lust would get
everything she wants, no one would stop Greed from stealing even more of the
world's treasures, and Gluttony would never stop eating. Plus the fact that
Wrath lets Envy get away with anything.", Amaimon said, "And that could end
badly."
"So, the sins are actual people?", Izumo asked. "Yup. And they are all annoying
as hell. Wrath is always either blowing a gasket or so depressed that he won't
move for days. Pride is always off doing hell knows what. Lust is always
sleeping with everyone, and I mean everyone. Gluttony is always eating. Envy is
always complaining over everything. Greed is always stealing whatever they can
get their hands on. And Sloth is always sleeping.", Asteroth answered. "Like I
said, the world would end in fire if we didn't keep an eye on the seven of
them.", Amaimon chimed.
***** Beelzebub's Introduction *****
Chapter Summary
     More important headcanons:
     -Egyn is very protective of his siblings, even the older ones
     -Beelzebub has a crippling fear of spiders (like, Shima level fear)
     -Bill is very self-conscious of the marks and runes all over his
     skin, so he rarely wears short sleeved shirts or shorts
     -Bill is very difficult to wake up because of the sin he watches and
     his own powers over the mindscape, so his brothers usually just let
     him sleep, but only if he hasn't been asleep for more than a day
     -Bill's hair and eyes change colors like a mood ring
Asteroth had ended up getting in an argument with Amaimon over something
stupid, and they were resolutely ignoring each other because of it. Rin found
it funny that a demon king could be so petulant, to which Asteroth had replied
with, "Dad is the most petulant, stubborn, childish, argumentative person you
will ever meet if you're in certain situations." The group had decided to go
over to Mephyland for the afternoon. "Samael... named an amusement park...
after his alias. Why am I not surprised.", Asteroth deadpanned.
"Hey, Rin... this might not be the best time for this, but... you know the name
of that asshole exorcist that kept using my rot demons to attack you?",
Asteroth asked. "Yeah, why?", Rin answered. "I want him to pay for forcing my
demons to do that kinda thing. Rot demons aren't all that violent. We're
more... subdued, really. Just look at the coal tars. They're everywhere. They
could kill hundreds of people before anyone could get rid of them, and they
know that, but they just... don't. Because they don't want to. You see what I'm
saying?", Asteroth explained. "But... you attacked me.", Rin retorted. "To be
fair, you attacked first.", Asteroth replied.
"You were shooting at birds with a crossbow in a kids' playground.", Rin
deadpanned. "No, my host body was. I just happened to possess him at a rather
inopportune time. Right before you punched him. Me.", Asteroth tilted his head
in thought, "Hm. I wonder how it would have turned out if you hadn't punched
me." "I don't know, and I don't really care either.", Rin said, his arms
crossed behind his head, "It turned out how it turned out. It's no use dwelling
on it." "That is... strangely mature coming from you. Then again, you do have
that whole 'carefree' vibe to you.", Asteroth mused.
The park had almost been deserted by the time the group got together again.
Amaimon leaned against Asteroth's shoulder while they talked, having forgotten
about their previous argument. Asteroth looked up suddenly, watching the
setting sun, before he got up and walked to the middle of the space they were
in. "Thanks for keeping me entertained, little brother. Assiah isn't so bad
after all. But my turn's up. I'll see you around sometime. Oh, and Amai? Try to
keep your twin from busting anything. Samael'll blow a gasket if he does.",
Asteroth grinned as the gate opened under him. He sunk straight through,
disappearing in seconds.
The group watched as the gate rippled, suddenly wary of it. A pink blur shot up
out of it, shooting straight into Amaimon, bowling him over. A happy screech of
"Amaimom!" came from the mass of pink on top of him. "Beelzebub, I'm happy to
see you, too, but get off, you're heavy.", Amaimon whined. The pink mass huffed
and sat upright, revealing a boy about Amaimon's age with wild, bright pink
curls, bright blue eyes, and pale skin. "I'm not that heavy, big brother.", he
huffed. "Get off, Bubbles.", Amaimon deadpanned. "Hmph, fine. Monkey.",
Beelzebub huffed. He stood upright, and the group noticed that he was wearing a
dark pink tank top under a hot pink, short sleeved jacket, pale pink shorts,
and pink flip-flops.
Beelzebub looked to the group while Amaimon sat up, before grinning, and loudly
declaring, "My name is Beelzebub, demon king of insects!"
***** Egyn and Iblis' Introduction *****
Chapter Summary
     More important headcanons:
     - Triste's glow and energy levels are determined by the phases of the
     moon
     - Lucifer can light up like a lightbulb
     - Each demon king has a familiar that matches both their aspect and
     their personality
     - Lucifer has a white alicorn with a mane and tail of fire for a
     familiar
     - Mephisto has a snake made out of sand for a familiar
     - Azazel has a chinese wind dragon for a familiar
     - Bill has a black cat seethe with gold markings and eyes for a
     familiar
     - Egyn has a water snake for a familiar
     - Iblis has a phoenix for a familiar
     - Beelzebub has a scarab for a familiar
     - Asteroth has a goliath turantula for a familiar
     - Triste has a black alicorn with a mane and tail made of stars for a
     familiar
     - Tier has a tiger cub for a familiar
Beelzebub was a strange person, no lie. He was about as childish as Amaimon,
but much more emotional. He threw temper tantrums when he didn't get his way,
and he repeatedly sent large insects at Shima through the holes in his hands
just to mess with him. But even so, he knew how to entertain someone. He told
jokes, made awful puns, even helped Rin pull pranks on people around the cram
school.
All in all, Beelzebub was pretty cool in Rin's opinion. So he was
understandably a little disappointed when Beelzebub had to leave the next day.
But that disappointment soon vanished when the next two demons stepped out of
the gate. "Ugh, I hate going through that thing! I always feel like I have
sludge in my hair afterwards.", a boy about seventeen with long blue hair
shuddered. "Maybe if you cut it more often it wouldn't feel like that.", a boy
the same age with short, fiery red hair rolled his eyes at the other.
"No thank you. I happen to like my hair this length. Besides, Beelzebub likes
to braid it.", the boy with blue hair huffed, hands on his hips. "Yeah, yeah,
let's just hurry up and introduce ourselves already.", the red head griped,
arms folded behind his head. "Ah! So sorry about that! My name is Egyn. I'm the
demon king of water. This is my twin brother, Iblis, demon king of fire.", the
bluenette smiled warmly at the group of friends. "I'm Rin. These are my
friends, Shiemi, Bon, Shima, Konekomaru, and Izumo.", Rin said, gesturing to
each person as he said their name. "Oh, it's so nice to finally meet you in
person, little brother! Father is really sorry for all the trouble he's caused
you. He wasn't in his right mind at the time.", Egyn said, hands clasped to his
chest, which brought attention to the fact that it was bare.
Egyn was a tall, pale boy with shining blue eyes, bright blue hair that was
pulled into a high ponytail yet still reached his lower back, and a big, bright
smile. He only wore a blue strip of cloth tied around his hips, the knot
against the front of his left thigh, exposing his long legs, and quite a bit of
gold jewelry. Necklaces wound around his throat, wrist and ankle bands flashed
in the light, and turquoise earings dangled from his pointed ears. Iblis was
the same height, but considerably darker in skin tone, having a deep tan to his
skin, molten red eyes, short, bright red hair, and a piercing gaze. He wore a
simple dark red t-shirt under an orange vest, brown jeans, and red and black
checkered tennis shoes, as well as ruby studs in his ears, and a thick, black
collar with a gold buckle. Egyn's tail was sleek and scaled, with a purple,
flared fin at the end of it, and it was a deep blue, whereas Iblis' tail was
scaled as well, but a deep red, with a set of orange spikes on the end of it,
as well as on fire.
Rin would soon find out that Egyn was extremely protective of his family,
beyond even demon instincts, Iblis had a shorter temper than both Rin and Bon,
and one of them never did anything without the other. "I feel sorry for you,
you know.", Iblis mused a few hours later. "Why is that?", Rin asked, looking
over to where Iblis was sprawled on the ground. "Because after our turn is up
you'll have to deal with the little devil himself.", Iblis answered. "Also
known as Bill Cipher, the demon king of dreams.", Egyn chirped, from where he
was playung with Iblis' hair, "Our older brother. Your's too."
***** Bill's Introduction *****
Chapter Summary
     Bill's turn! With a little surprise guest... heh heh heh.
When Egyn and Iblis finally had to leave, the group of friends was
understandably nervous. The way that the twins talked about this Bill guy made
him sound insane and slightly deranged. Egyn and Iblis stepped through the
gate, and not a moment later a mop of golden blonde hair popped up. He was
followed by a boy with chocolate brown hair and eyes, wearing a white and blue
hat with a blue pine tree on it, a blue jacket, jeans, and beat-up converse.
The blonde had one blue eye, the other covered by an eyepatch with an eye
stitched onto it.
He wore a white button-down shirt, the sleeves rolled up, white pants, black
dress shoes, black gloves, and had a black top hat floating over his head and a
gold cane in one hand. He had a big grin on his face as he said, "Now, which of
you is my little brother?" "Me.", Rin said, "You must be Bill." "Ah, my
reputation precedes me!", he laughed. "That's not a good thing, Bill.", the boy
behind him said.
"Oh! Now where are my manners? This is Pine Tree, otherwise known as Dipper
Pines!", Bill said, making a grand gesture to Dipper, "He's human, by the way."
"The only human who can stand you for more than ten minutes.", Dipper snorted.
"Aw, c'mon Pine Tree, you know you love me~.", Bill purred, pulling Dipper
closer to him by the waist. "I'm Rin. Those are Shiemi, Bon, Shima, Izumo, and
Konekomaru.", Rin said, gesturing to his friends, and trying to ignore the
obvious sexual tension coming from the pair. Bill released Dipper, who
straightened his clothes.
Bill's eye and hair flashed light blue as he pouted when Dipper put a few feet
between them. "Did your hair just... change color?", Shima asked, amazed. Bill
sighed, and said, "Yes. My hair and eye change color with my mood. It's awful.
My brothers call me-" "An oversized mood ring.", Dipper sniggered. Bill
growled, and his hair and eye flashed red.
"I hate it.", he grumbled, crossing his arms over his chest. Dipper laughed as
Bill pouted, and the group relaxed slightly. Bill wasn't as bad as Egyn and
Iblis had made him seem. Unfortunately, they were about to find out just how
crazy Bill could really be.
***** Azazel's Introduction *****
Chapter Summary
     so very sorry about the long wait! i've been busy with other
     things... ;^;
Bill was extremely psychotic, in every sense of the word. He had little to no
logic for most things, and the things that did have it the logic was so skewed
that it made absolutely no sense whatsoever. Rin was loving every minute of it.
His friends? Not so much.
They were all too happy when Bill and Dipper had to go back through the gate.
Bill had already turned Izumo's skin purple with pink polka-dots, Bon's hair
rainbow, given Konekomaru grass for hair, and made Shima sound like he had
inhaled helium for the better part of an hour. When the next person stepped
through the gate, Rin thought he was prepared for anything. He was not. "My
name is Azazel. I am the demon king of wind and spirits.", the boy said.
Azazel was deathly pale, with jet black hair that spiked out in all directions,
eyes as dark as coal, deep rings around them, and a black cloak covering the
lower half of his face and the rest of his body. When he moved he made no sound
other than a faint whisper of air. He reached up to brush a lock of hair away
from his eyes, revealing shoulder-length black fingerless gloves, a black vest
with silver bone clasps, black skinny jeans, and black combat boots. "I'm-",
Rin started. "Rin. I know. And your friends as well.", Azazel said, in the same
quiet, calm voice that held almost no emotion.
"I'm looking forward to getting to know you, little brother."
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